just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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