I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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