We're facebook friends in real life
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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