I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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