I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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