just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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