i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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