Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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