The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
