i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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