So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
is it fun? or sober?
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