we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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