You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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