Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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