ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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