I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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