Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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