did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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