So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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