you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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