I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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