We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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