I hope mine doesn't look like that
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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