i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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