i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You've changed since you got that strap on
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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