Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sarcasm needs its own font
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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