what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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