I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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