i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
is it fun? or sober?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
