is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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