Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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