The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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