He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
