sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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