Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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