My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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