It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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