Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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