You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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