so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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