White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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