I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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