and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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