ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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