I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize