we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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