I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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