is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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