I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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