Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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