sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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