when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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