He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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