Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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